Feb. 26, 2003 |
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Dobby, Putin: Separated at Birth?
by Joal Ryan
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,11206,00.html
Did you hear the one about the Russian lawyers
threatening to sue Warner Bros. for casting Harry Potter house elf Dobby
in the image of Vladimir Putin?
Yes, just what the world needs now: a funny
international crisis.
Unfortunately, not everybody is laughing.
Like the Russian lawyers.
A little background: Dobby is the filthy,
floppy-eared, pointy-nosed, bug-eyed CGI creature who tries to discourage
everyone's favorite young wizard from returning to Hogwarts School in Harry Potter and
the Chamber of Secrets.
Putin is the polished 50-year-old president of
Russia. Whether his ears stick out, his nose protrudes or his eyes bulge a
little, we will not venture to say here. (We have no intention of starting an
un-funny international crisis.)
But others are not as circumspect. The
Dobby-looks-like-Putin topic has been debated by Netizens across the globe for
nearly two weeks now.
"I don't think I'd have noticed it if it
hadn't been pointed out, but, yes, there is a certain resemblance. To me, it's
mostly cute and not at all insulting," wrote one poster on the
soc.culture.russian newsgroup. "If I were Putin, I'd buy a Dobby doll and
put it on my desk."
Opined a dissenting Netizen, who found Dobby's
features no match for Putin's, on a message board at the Harry Potter
fan site, MuggleNet.com: "If I looked like a rather ugly (no offense
Dobby!) fictional character, I would not be ready to let that be known
worldwide."
The Dobby-the-doppelgänger story appears to
have originated, understandably, in Russia, with early reports also surfacing
in Italy and Germany. The BBC-run children's Website CBBC helped the story go
global, posting an online poll on January 20, asking users to settle the issue
once and for all: Yes, Putin looks like Dobby or, no, he doesn't.
The verdict: With 5,500 votes cast through January 22, 54 percent
of respondents saw a lot of Putin in Potter's pal.
Warner Bros., which has brought the Harry Potter franchise
to the big screen, has remained mum on the issue. A call seeking comment from
the Russian Embassy in Washington, D.C., was not returned Wednesday.
Studio flacks can try to avoid the issue; diplomats can pretend
they have more pressing issues, but one group will not be deterred when it
comes to the Dobby-Putin affair.
Which brings us back to the Russian lawyers.
According to reports credited to a Russian newspaper and radio
station, an unnamed, unspecified group of legal eagles in that country claim
the supposed Dobby-Putin resemblance is very real, very intentional and,
therefore, an infringement on the superpower leader's image. (With all
apologies to Dobby's elfin skills, the superpower referenced here is Putin.)
It has been a couple of weeks since these lawyers supposedly
started talking lawsuit, but according to Radio Free Europe's Website, "no
one seems to know who [the lawyers] might be."
Still, a spokesman for the Russian Lawyers' Guild told Radio Free
Europe he wouldn't be surprised if the reports were true. "Similar suits
have taken place," Viktor Dolgishev said on the Website. "[But] it's
very difficult for courts to rule on them; lots of experts have to be called
in. It's doubtful if it has a chance."
Perhaps. In the event that the Dobby-Putin story fizzles, the next
inconsequential international crisis awaits.
"Psst...," wrote one Lord of
the Rings-minded instigator on MuggleNet.com, "Gollum looks like
George W. Bush."
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